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• Don't do it today, if you can do it tomorrow!
• There was an Australian, American and Irish astronaut all bragging to each other about what achievment they would to do in their careers The Australian says " I want to be the first Australian to land on the moon" The American says " I want to be the first Human being to land on Mars!
  The Irish astronaut says " I want to be the first human being to land on the Sun !...
• Those three boys are in the schoolyard bragging of how great their fathers are.
  The first one says: "Well, my father runs the fastest....
• Can you do the Picard Maneuver in a Grand am?
• Strength Vs. Age A strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength.
  He made a special case of making fun of Morris, one of the older workmen....
• Wisconsin Dictionary: ** AIN-A-HEY: placed at the end of a profound stateme
  as in "isn't it?" ** BART: a Green Bay institution who doesn't need a last name...
• An Australian woman's car was involved in a motor accident.
  A policeman asked what gear she was in. "Can't you see for yourself?...
• A Nice Jewish Dog... A guy gets a new dog, a nice Jewish dog.
  So he calls him Irving. He can't wait to show him off to his neighbor, so when the neighbor finally comes over, the guy calls Irving into the house, bragging about how smart he is....