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• I thought about being Born Again, but my mother refused.
• No, no, NOT "born again." I said I was into PORN again!
• I was born right the first time.
• My Dick is so small if I got circumsized again, I'd have a scab on my ass...
• Extinct species will never be Born Again.
• There's a sucker born again every minute
• No Luck Finding The Right Career.... I used to work in an orange juice factory, until I got canned.
  Yeah, they put the squeeze on me, said I couldn't concentrate....
• M R ducks M R not M R too C M wangs L I B M R ducks!
• Q: What did Miss Piggy say when Gonzo called her? A
  I can't talk right now - I've got a frog in my throat....