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• No, no, NOT "born again." I said I was into PORN again!
• I'm not born again-my goddess got it right.
• A young nun is in a monistary and is plegued with thoughts of men.
  She decides that she can no longer life wiht these thoughts and goes to the Mother Superior....
• Things Only A Mom Can Teach You: ** My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
  .. "Just wait until your father gets home." ** My Mother taught me about RECEIVING....
• I can't help being me...I was born this way.
• I read that when Jeffery Dehlmer wants to deodorize his refrigerator, all he has to add is the "hammer".
  i've no mother, no father, I'm born without skin, i speak only once and never again....
• WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= "I'm going fishing.
  Really means... "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety....
• 1. My kids are locked outside. 2. My kids are locked inside.
  3. My kids are stuck in the door. 4. I have to help my grandmother bake cookies....
• Real quotations from women about women The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
  -Helen Hayes (at 73) I refuse to think of them as chin hairs....