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• I'll be unstopable when I get started...
• While looking for a Real Job (read: technical writing), I've been paying the bills doing medical transcription work.
  I came across a book today called "The Empty Laugh Book" by the American Association for Medical Transcription, containing some of the funniest dictated and transcribed quotes from the world of medicine that I've ever encountered....
• A computer related practical joke a played in my younger days (2 years ago.
  ..) was to write an unstoppable program (disabled break, ^C, etc....
• I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
• get a life friend told me I really had to get a life.
  I thought about that and decided maybe she was right....
• ) :D :O :( :[ ;) 8) B) :> |I :P =) :S :B :]
• This zoo had a female gorilla, but no male gorilla.
  This female gorilla was really getting horny and the zoo had no one to take care of her....
• I remember now / I remember how it started.
• I could get along REAL WELL with Kirstie Alley!