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• A mother and daughter are sitting down over afternoon tea.
  The mother wants to show her daughter that she's a hip parent and tries to get her daughter to open up and talk about dating boys and what it's like for her....
• Reality? Yeah... I sorta remember that...
• I still don't remember, why I hated it.
• I can't remember if I used to know that.
• Now I lay me down to sleep; Leave a message at the beep.
  If I die before I wake, Remember to erase the tape....
• The sky was dark The moon was high All alone just she and I Her hair was soft Her eyes were blue I knew just what She wanted to do Her skin so soft Her legs so fine I ran my fingers Down her spine I didn't know how But I tried my best I started by placing My hands on her breast I remember my fear My fast beating heart But slowly she spread Her legs apart And when I did it I felt no shame All at once The white stuff came At last it's finished It's all over now My first time ever At milking a cow.
  .....
• As long as I can remember, I've had amnesia.
• I never could remember punch lines!