I married you for your money -- where IS it?
Related:
- Man and wife make one fool.
A fate worse than death:
to be married alive. Don't marry for money. You can... - Put your money where your
modem is... - Ten Million Dollars...
Jackís grandfather left him ten million dollars,
and the next week Diane agreed to marry him. After... - A whale couple was strolling along the seaside (whales are
monogamous,
you know), when the male whale spotted another whale... - A young couple have just got married and are wandering through the countryside
loking for somewhere to stay.
They come to a farm and knock on the door. The farmer... - GETTING RID OF TELEMARKETERS...
** If they want to loan you money,
tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could... - After the tone, leave your name, number, and tell where you left the money.
I'll get back to you as soon as it's safe for you to...
