Ten Million Dollars... Jackís Grandfather Left Him Ten Million Dollars, And The Next Week Diane Agreed To Marry Him.

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Ten Million Dollars...
Jackís grandfather left him ten million dollars, and the next week Diane
agreed to marry him.
After three months of married life, Jack noticed that his beautiful new wife
was ignoring him more and more. On the rare occasion that she would go to
bed with him she would be indifferent, or even worse, called out other menís
Whenever they went out in public, she ignored him and flirted with other
men. Finally, he decided to confront her.
"Diane," he said, "the only reason you married me was because my grandfather
left me ten million dollars when he died"
"Donít be ridiculous," she replied, "I donít care where your money came