I like being single.I'm always there when I need me.
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- Greeting Cards That Were Rejected By Halmark:
"Looking back over the years that we've been together,
I can't help but wonder:... -- What was I thinking... - Because I'm A Man...
** Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car I will fiddle with a
wire clothes hanger and ignore your suggestions that we call a road service
until long after hypothermia has set in.
** Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very... - Tips on love. (All questions were answered by kids age 5 to 10)
WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED?
"Eighty-four, because at that age, you don't have to... - There's no recession.
I just LIKE being underemployed... - Lord, give me patience...
and I need it NOW... - My primary instructor always told me that I fly like that famous
Chinese pilot,
Wan Wing Lo... - M R ducks
M R not
M R too
C M wangs
L I B
M R
ducks... - I can't help being me..
I was born this way... - The Cynic
A man was walking across the road when he met the accident.
The impact was on his head which caused him to be comatosed...
