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• If you can't write 'em, steal 'em.
• Ok, then there's another song, then it comes back with just acoustic guitar and about 7,000,000 people singing.
  .. I Like 'em Dead (reprise) (He likes 'em dead) You kill 'em I'll grill 'em (He likes 'em dead) You hang 'em I'll bang 'em (He likes 'em dead) You impale 'em I'll nail 'em You can bet as long as I'm around You'll never bury a virgin in the ground....
• Taglines.... Steal 'em. We'll make more!
• *I want Christina Applegate's panties with her in 'em!*
• This would be a tagline, but I got 'em turned off...
  
• I em a wuunderfull spelur. I tipe vari gud two.
• I Like 'em Dead I was just 13 when my mommy caught me French-kissing a cadaver in my bed.
  She said, "Son, how could you do this?" And I said "Mom, I like 'em dead....
• Q:" How many Hudson, NH, residents does it take to change a light bulb joke?
  "A:" None, they don't have electricity in Hudson, yet....
• Pick-em!