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• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• Light Bulb Jokes Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• Q:" How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" None, there never was any light bulb. Note: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984....
• Q:" How many sexists does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" None, They'll have their girls do it for them....
• Q: How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: None. That's a software problem. A': None. They just have marketing portray the dead bulb as a feature....
• How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
  (Whispering voice:) "What do you WANT it to be?" How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?...
• Q: How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: None. You have to replace the whole motherboard....
• Q: How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: None, the bulb will change itself when it is ready....
• Q: How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: None, the bulb will change itself when its ready....