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• I just steal 'em, I don't explain 'em.
• *I want Christina Applegate's panties with her in 'em!*
• This would be a tagline, but I got 'em turned off...
  
• Ok, then there's another song, then it comes back with just acoustic guitar and about 7,000,000 people singing.
  .. I Like 'em Dead (reprise) (He likes 'em dead) You kill 'em I'll grill 'em (He likes 'em dead) You hang 'em I'll bang 'em (He likes 'em dead) You impale 'em I'll nail 'em You can bet as long as I'm around You'll never bury a virgin in the ground....
• There are three umpires at a baseball game. One is an engineer, one is a physicist and one is a mathematician.
  There is a close play at home plate and all three umpires call the man out....
• Son: "I shoved a firecracker up a pig's ass." Dad
  We don't say 'ass,' we say 'rectum.'" ............
• I Like 'em Dead I was just 13 when my mommy caught me French-kissing a cadaver in my bed.
  She said, "Son, how could you do this?" And I said "Mom, I like 'em dead....
• Spoken in a granny voice) "Way back inna winner of fifty-two, we didn' have fanshy gadjets like no ansherin' machine.
  You jusht had to call and call until shummbody got home....
• Two guys wandered into a bar. One of the men shouted to the barkeeper,"Hiya, Mike.
  Set 'em up for me and my pal here." Then he turned to his slightly dim partner and boasted, "This is a great bar....