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• Heard on PBS last week: Nearly 600,000 men in the United States get a vasectomy each year.
  -- bill davidse...
• Another practical joke under the guise of a co-ordination test is the following.
  Ask your victim to take a quarter and place it on a piece of paper....
• Yeah, Aggies can be real touchy. Why just last week, I was swapping Aggie jokes with a friend at a bar.
  The guy sitting next to us seemed to get redder and redder after each one....
• Say "Ding!" at each floor.
• One day, three nuns were talking while enjoying their cups of tea, when one of the nuns leaned towards the other two and whispered, "I'm in such a dilemma, sisters, and I don't know what to do.
  Maybe you can help me. When I was cleaning the Father's room, I found a box of condoms in his dresser drawer, and now I don't know whether or not to tell Bishop....
• Q: What do you have when you have a green ball in each hand? A: Kermit's undivided attention!
• If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulder of giants.
  -- Isaac Newton If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders....
• Give religious tracts to each passenger.
• Be excellent to each other & Party On, Dudes.