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  These should come in handy at work or when frequenting a doctor's office...
• Bbbbzzzzzzzzz! ** Ding ** Thanks For Playing!
• Ding, dong, the witch is dead!
• >DING!< Thank you, thats it.
• What did the rug say to the floor? I've got you covered.
• Leipzig Hotel Lift: To move the cabin push for wishing floor.
  If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press button for wishing floor....
• Trivia: The floors of buildings are called stories because early European builders used to paint picture stories on the sides of their houses.
  Each floor had a different story....
• Marital bliss After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counselling.
  They had been at each other's throat for some time and felt that this was their last straw....
• What is: Gooooo, Goooo, Click, Tick, Tick, Tick, Tick, Yaaaaa, Yaaaaa, Tick, Tick, Tick, Ding.
  Baby playing IN a Microwave....