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• Necessity Is The Mother Of Taking Chances!
• Housework, if done right, can kill you.
• Because I'm A Man... ** Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car I will fiddle with a wire clothes hanger and ignore your suggestions that we call a road service until long after hypothermia has set in.
  ** Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at....
• Because I'm a man... ** Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the ca
  I will fiddle with a wire clothes hanger and ignore your suggestions that we call a road service until long after hypothermia has set in....
• I like being single.I'm always there when I need me.
• Q: Then he says 'I have to kill you because you can identify me'. A: Did he kill you?
• I drive way too fast to worry what foods will kill me!!
• A lady came up to me on the street and pointed to my suede jacket.
  "You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?" she sneered....