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• Yes Dear, I'll Get Off The Computer In Just A Minute
• If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.
• harder then it sounds Judi (a.k.a. dumb blonde) walked into the doctors office with a hole in her hand.
  The doctor told her that he had to report all gunshot wounds, and this was an obvious gunshot wound!...
• At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on thewrong finger?
  The other replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man....
• uicide --- I once tried to commit suicide by jumping off a building.
  .. I changed my mind at the last minute, so I just flipped over and landed on my feet....
• A DIFFERENT KIND OF MILLENNIUM PROBLEM While browsing through some dust-covered archival material in the recesses of the Roman Section of the British Museum a researcher recently came across a tattered bit of parchment.
  After some effort he translated it and found it was a letter from a man called Plutonius with the title of "magister factorium", or keeper of the calendar, to one Cassius....
• Letters to God from children" Dear God, In Sunday School they told us what You do.
  Who does it when You are on vacation? - Jane Dear God, I read the Bible....
• Best Excuses if You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk 1.
  They told me at the blood bank this might happen....
• WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= "I'm going fishing.
  Really means... "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety....