Uicide --- I Once Tried To Commit Suicide By Jumping Off A Building.

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--- suicide ---

I once tried to commit suicide by jumping off a building... I
changed my mind at the last minute, so I just flipped over and
landed on my feet. Two little kittens nearby saw what happened
and one turned to the other and said, "See, that's how it's
done."

I was going to commit suicide the other day, but I must not have
been serious because I brought a beach towel.

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