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• If People Bought Cars Like They Buy Computers General Motors doesn't have a "help line" for people who don't know how to drive
  because people don't buy cars like they buy computers -- but imagine if they did ....
• What if People Bought Cars Like They Buy Computers?
  General Motors doesn't have a "help line" for people who don't know how to drive, because people don't buy cars like they buy computers -- but imagine if they did ....
• HELPLINE: "General Motors HelpLine, how can I help you?
  CUSTOMER: "My car ran fine for a week, and now it won't go anywhere!...
• HELPLINE: "General Motors HelpLine, how can I help you?
  CUSTOMER: "Your cars suck!" HELPLINE: "What's wrong?...
• WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? 1. Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of calls asking where the "Any" key is.
  2. AST technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on....
• Need a little UNIX help? Customer: What is the command that will tell me the revision code of a program ?
  UNIX consul: Yes, that's correct. Custome...
• Sometimes you just have to wonder... I saw a lady at work today putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly.
  I inquired as to what she was doing and she said she was shopping on the Internet, and they asked for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy....
• The WordPerfect Help Line... (a little old...but still good) This is a true story from the WordPerfect help line.
  Needless, to say the help desk employee was fired...
• This is a true story from the WordPerfect help line.
  Needless to say the help desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the WordPerfect organization for "Termination without Cause"....