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• Pulled over in Texas... Two guys were riding through Texas when they got pulled over by the state patrol.
  So the two guys Slide on their seat belt and watch the officer get out of the car....
• A Ticket... A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange
  Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one....
• I'm not sure officer.. He just said FAX ME UP SCOTTIE..
• This beautiful blonde is speeding through town when a police officer pulls her over.
  The officer asks to see her license. The blonde shows a puzzled look on her face, and asks what a license is....
• IS anyone out THERE HELLO,HELLO
• Olympic Village: Three guys were trying to sneak into the Olympic Village to scoop souvenirs and autographs.
  The first says, "Let's watch the registration table to see if there's a crack in the security system that we can utilize to scam our way in....
• Drinking? Why, no, Officer.
• There was a small frog who needed a loan to buy a new car.
  He went in to see the loan officer, Mr.Patrick Whack....
• Appearances... A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding.
  As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several machetes in the car....