Related:

• Ask a Silly Question... Returning from an all-services conference, a Navy Officer and an Air Force Officer found themselves seated next to each other on the long flight from LA to DC.
  After an hour or so into the flight, the Navy Officer leaned over to the Air Force Officer and asked him if he would like to play a fun game....
• Appearances... A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding.
  As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several machetes in the car....
• Great Excuse A man was driving home late one afternoon, and he was driving above the speed limit.
  He notices a police car with its red lights on in his rear view mirror....
• BEST EXCUSE NOT TO GET CHARGED WITH SPEEDING A man was driving home late one afternoon, and he was driving above the speed limit.
  He notices a police car with its red lights on in his rear view mirror....
• PATCHWORK Two drunks are driving down the highway, drinking their beer.
  All of a sudden the driver noticed lights flashing in his mirro...
• Politics make strange bedsores Hear's to you.
  Best joke of the day. Reminds me of a story told in sunny Florida a couple of years ago....
• The following are actual stories told by travel agents (and you wonder why US citizens generally score less than the rest of the world on geography).
  .. I had someone who wanted to stay at the Bob Newhart Inn in Connecticut....
• wedding bells A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.
  But officer," the man began, "I can explain." "Just be quiet," snapped the officer....
• The Pope... When the pope last visited the U.S., he was in a hurry to get from one event to the next.
  He hopped in the back seat of his limosine, and asked the driver to step on it....