Hear me now and believe me later...
Related:
- The universe is very BIG.
Believe me... - If you don't believe me,
look it up... - You DIDN'T hear it
from me... - Just nod if you can
hear me... - Let me hear your belelaikas ringing
out..... - Appreciate me now -
and avoid the rush... - Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA
Attribute the joke's source if at all possible.
I will reply, mailers willing. I reply to all submissions... - Kinda long, but it makes a good party joke:)
A small balding <ethnic> storms into a local bar and demands "Gimme a double of
the strongest whiskey you got!
I'm so pissed I can't even see straight!" The bartender... - I HAD A BAD DAY
It was getting a little crowded in Heaven,
so God decided to change the admittance policy. The...
