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• But right now I'm using "This is a boring answering machine message.
  Leave a message anyway." because I'm sick of people ringing the phone at 10am just so they can hear the clever messages I usually have, and then hanging up without even leaving a "like your message" message....
• Wendy let me in, I wanna be your friend...
• Sign in a butcher's window: "Let me meat your needs.
• When I was taking a 300 level computer science class in college there was a girl in the class that was a good friend of mine
  he was one of those people that was accademiclly briliant with zero common scence....
• Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud.
  If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure you can hear me thinking....
• Lookout World! The Modem is Ringing!
• Let's be careful out there. Esterhouse
• Buttons we would like to wear: Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
  Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen. Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?...