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• Swifties: "Have a ride in my new ambulance", said Tom hospitably.
  "The doctors had to remove a bone from my arm", said Tom humorlessly....
• This guy goes to a school reunion. He's walking around and suddenly sees his old roomate.
  He goes up to him and goes through the usual greetings....
• Seems that Tom was working local with a nervous FPL watching over his shoulder.
  He had one air carrier jet just touching down and another on a mile final, with a commuter holding short for departure release....
• You take the top off the standard sugar dispenser found at restaraunts around the country.
  You place a single layer of paper napkin over the opening in the glass part, then put salt on top of that....
• A group of psychiatrists go to tour an insane assylum that is reknowned for their progressive rehabilitation methods.
  They begin by visiting some of the patients. The first patient they visit is a young woman....
• Two fellows were sitting in a coffee shop...suddenly the Town's Fire Alarm went off.
  ..one jumped up and headed for the door...his friend shouted, "Hey, Tom, I didn't know you were a fireman!...
• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.
  UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
• I need all the help I can get!