This guy goes to a school reunion. He's walking around and suddenly sees
his old roomate. He goes up to him and goes through the usual greetings.
Guy: "Hey Tom, how've you been? What are you doing now?"
Tom: "Well, I'm a professor of logic"
Guy: "What's that?"
Tom: "Let me give you an example. Do you like goldfish?"
Tom: "From that I can deduce that you like animals, right?"
Tom: "Which means you like kids"
Tom: "Which means you like women, right?"
Guy: "Yes. That's cool that you can deduce all that."
The guy then sees another of his friends, Paul
Guy: "Hey Paul, guess who I just met"
Guy: "Tom! He's a professor of logic."
Paul: "Logic? What's that?"
Guy: "Well, let me give you an example. Do you like goldfish?"
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