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• Jeff's last job? In a bodyshop. Jeff originated the idea of "Hands Across America.
  Jeff's favorite part of a hockey game...the face off....
• 4 rabbis had a series of theological arguments, and 3 were always in accord against the fourth.
  One day, the odd rabbi out, with the usual "3 to 1, majority rules" statement that signified that he had lost again, decided to appeal to a higher authority....
• Worth two hands in the bush.
• Halleluja! Put your HANDS on the MODEM!
• Take the law into your own hands?
• The sound of many hands clapping. Ol‚.
• Time on your hands? . . . get Windows.
• Want to bust a chair across my teeth?
• It was in africa, and a camera crew has been assigned to get coverage of the World Famous Gorilla Wrestler at work.
  The camera crew is in the truck with him and his dog, and they come across a small tree....