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• This tagline was made with my very own hands!
• Q. Why do Italians talk with their hands? A. Because their breath could take the curl out of your pubic hair.
• Take my mother-in-law...Please!!!!!
• Cold, adj.: When the politicians walk around with their hands in their own pockets.
• Halleluja! Put your HANDS on the MODEM!
• Time on your hands? . . . get Windows.
• STUPID LAWS - CANADA: - Pauline M. Marshall offers a couple from her home town in Fort Qu'Appelle Saskatchewan (Canada).
  (since not all silly, outdated laws are from the US) 1....
• Beyond Murphy's Law!: You've heard of Murphy's Law, Everything that can go wrong will.
  .. at the worst possible time and in the worst possible way....
• We've got 700,000 attorneys at law And no-one can tell me what we need them all for.
  .. ...he walks in to the room with a briefcase like a bomb A smile on both faces, and he calls it aplomb He wants a bite of your apple, hands you back the peel....