Related:

• Do you have too much time on your hands....
• To Windows lovers: "Get a MAC!
• This is your brain ... This is your brain on Windows.
• Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
• Is Windows a virus? No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do
  They replicate quickly Okay, Windows does that Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so okay, Windows does that Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk Okay, Windows does that, too Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems Sigh....
• Halleluja! Put your HANDS on the MODEM!
• Take the law into your own hands?
• Baud Horizon's ... Your Windows 3.0 Source