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• One size fits all is a lie.
• One size does not fit all.
• One voice: I didn't expect an answering machine. Another voice
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• Here is the /usr/pub directory;" Nowhere else will you find a more dispicable collectio
  of bugs and viruses. We must be careful;" The party descended down the side of the inode to /usr/pub, out of which came the noise of riotous drinking, with the occasional hint of drunken rioting....
• I wear a size "All" in smiles.
• Yesterday, while I was out driving, I got stuck behind a Line Painting Truck.
  This wasn't one of the usual small jobs I'd seen before -- the thing was the size of a cement mixer, and had a couple of monstrous pressurized paint containers onboard....
• Q:" How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" One - but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done....
• Me'n Guido u'd like youse to try MarkMail...