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• I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear.
• One size fits all is a lie.
• One size does not fit all.
• Guido's Cement shoes: One size fits all
• This guy starts getting these headaches that progressively worsen until he can't eat, sleep, or work.
  After an extensive examination, the doctor tells him that they can cure the headaches, but that it will require an operation where they remove both of his testicles....
• A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup.
  As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red 'H' on her chest....
• This fellow had been suffering from excruciating headaches for some time, and finally went to a doctor.
  After a thorough exam, the physician called the fellow into his office and said, "Well, I'm not exactly sure what is causing your headaches, but we've found a cure for them...
• The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades.