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• Good times end too quickly. Bad times go on forever.
• You Know What? This woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.
  One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer....
• Bad times for virii ->
• A young woman got married at Chester, Her mother she kissed and she blessed her.
  Says she, "You`re in luck, He's a stunning good fuck, For I`ve had him myself down in Leicester....
• Q: How does a mathematician induce good behavior in her children?
  A: `I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...'...
• Time For A New Clock When I was still a newlywed, I was invited out for a night with "the boys".
  Being naive about these things at the time, I promised my wife that I would be home by midnight!...
• Learnign to share There was a man and woman that were married.
  And the man had a problem with referring to everything as his instead of theirs....
• œaissez œes Bon Temps Roull‚, I smell good time
• Unknown A golfer named Jones was twenty minutes late at the fourth tee one Sunday morning, and the other three members of the regular foursome were almost ready to drive off without him.
  "I agreed with my wife," explained Jones, "that this Sunday I'd toss a coin to see whether I played golf or go to church....