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• You summoned me, Captain?" asked Earl Grey, hotly.
• Our old friend Ed (the Texas Aggie) and his life-long buddy, Earl, went huntin' one day.
  They was walkin' through the woods when Earl decided to relieve himself behind a bush....
• You can imagine the excitement when a Martian spaceship landed in a sunny suburban field and proved to be filled with intelligent, amicable beings.
  Jane Pauley managed to be the first television personality on the scene, and the chief Martian agreed to an exclusive interview on the "Today" show the next morning....
• Are you SURE it's plugged in?
• A young couple is living on a farm. One evening a flying saucer lands on the farm, right next to their house.
  Out of the flying saucer steps a young Martian couple, and they look very much like humans....
• Just after the earthquake a friend of mine put on his answering machine
  "Hi, this is Jeff. We can't get to the phone right now because we were killed in the Earthquake....
• E'llo." "My name is Inigo Montonya." "You killed my father.
  "Leave your name and number, and prepare to die." ...
• Give and you might receive. Take and be sure of it.
• Are you sure? Were not in Kansas anymore, Toto?