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• Our old friend Ed (the Texas Aggie) and his life-long buddy, Earl, went huntin' one day.
  They was walkin' through the woods when Earl decided to relieve himself behind a bush....
• Earl? Are you SURE you killed that Martian?
• Captain Bravado... Long ago, there lived an officer of the Royal Navy named Captain Bravado.
  He was a manly man's man, who showed no fear when facing his enemies....
• The Captain: Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were in danger of being boarded by a pirate ship.
  As the crew became frantic, the captain bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my red shirt!...
• Pirates Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were in danger of being boarded by a pirate ship.
  As the crew became frantic, the captain bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my red shirt!...
• What do you call a dismal dog? A grey hound.
• Captain, how soon can we land?" "I can't tell." "You can tell me; I'm a doctor." ==
• Despite acts of great herosim, three British soldiers returned from the Falk- land Islands without being decorated.
  Their captain called them into his office to explain....