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• Jerk! Now get this. I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone call I had to make.
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• Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at Don's paper. Little Johnny: I hope you didn't, too.
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• Here is the /usr/pub directory;" Nowhere else will you find a more dispicable collectio
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• A: Look at you with all those curves, and me with no brakes.
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