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• To sleep, perchance to Dream
• HEAVEN CAN WEIGHT!! John and his wife Patsy, in their later years made a solemn pledge that whoever should pass into the great divide first would somehow find a way back and tell the other what it was like.
  Sadly John made the leap first. A month later to the day Patsy awoke from a dream only to find her self talking to John....
• A man goes to the psychiatrist a nervous wreck. The shrink tells him to sit down and explain his problem.
  He says, "Well, doc, I keep having this dream where I am at this party full of people and I look across the room and there is a beautiful blonde woman and she walks over and our hands touch and instantly we are alone in a room, naked....
• Of course I love you, go to sleep.
• 100 Ways to Confuse Your Roommate 1. Insist that you are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat.
  Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the bed holding your stomach everytime your roommate walks in....
• What's the difference between 'hard' and 'light'? You can go to sleep with a light on.
• A list of classic pick=-up lines =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- I'll suck you so hard that you'll have to pick the sheets out of your *ss when I'm finished.
  That dress would look awfully nice on the floor next to my bed....
• It's Late. Go To Sleep.
• How you look depends on where you go.