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• And they saith unto Jesus,"How the @#$! did you do that?
• Letters to God from children" Dear God, In Sunday School they told us what You do.
  Who does it when You are on vacation? - Jane Dear God, I read the Bible....
• CHILDREN SPEAK TO GOD Dear GOD, In school they told us what You do.
  Who does it when You are on vacation? * Jane Dear GOD, Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?...
• Q: When do cannibals leave the table? A: After everyone's eaten.
• The 10 Commandments of Email: Thou shalt include a clear and specific subject line.
  Thou shalt edit any quoted text down to the minimum thou needest....
• The Plan In the beginning was THE PLAN and then came the assumptions, and the assumptions were without form, and THE PLAN was completely without substance
  and the darkness was upon the face of the employees, and they spoke amongst themselves saying...
• This is Alan. Leave me a message and tell me what I can do to... I mean, do FOR you.
• Why do women have legs? -So they don't leave a trail like a slug.