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• Because SOMEBODY has to do the dirty work.
• Never send a monster to do the work of an evil scientist.
• Why do I have to Work for a living?
• Work is just something to do between break
• How many Wellesley students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  The whole student body--girls can't do anything right....
• How many Mount Holyoke students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  One--she calls a Smithie to do it....
• How many Bard students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  One--but she'll only do it if it's an alternative light bulb....
• Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  A: <smash the lightbulb> ============= OK, try again....
• Taoism: Shit happens. Confucianism: Confucius say
  Shit happens. Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit....