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• Go ahead, steal my ideas...everyone else does...
• I like being single.I'm always there when I need me.
• I wouldn't be paranoid if everyone didn't pick on me.
• Secretary: "May I use your Dictaphone?" Boss: "Use your finger like everyone else.
• Q: How many missionaries does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: 101. One to change it and 100 to convince everyone else to change light bulbs too....
• How many missionaries does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  101. One to screw it in and the other 100 to convince everyone else to screw in light bulbs too....
• M R ducks M R not M R too C M wangs L I B M R ducks!
• Ragchewers do not squeeze everyone else off.
• Lighten up and laugh at yourself. Everyone else is!