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• Do you think," asked the poll taker, "that the terms of Congressmen should be limited?
  Hell no!" raged the taxpayer. "They should stay in jail as long as everyone else!...
• Correct me if I'm wrong. Everyone else does...
• Lighten up and laugh at yourself. Everyone else is!
• When nothing else will do.
• Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.
• Jesus loves you...everyone else thinks you're an asshole!
• Go ahead, steal my ideas...everyone else does...