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• Q:" How many missionaries does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" 1 - 1 to screw it in and the other 100 to convince everyone else to screw in light bulbs too....
• Q: How many missionaries does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: 101. One to change it and 100 to convince everyone else to change light bulbs too....
• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
  (Whispering voice:) "What do you WANT it to be?" How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?...
• LIGHT BULBS Q. How many Zen Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A. Two - One to screw it in, the other not to screw it in....
• How many Iranians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  100. One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage....
• Q:" How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!...
• Q: How many gorrilas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!...
• Q: How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!...