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• A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
• Mottos To Live By If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
  A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking....
• Words of Wisdom: ** The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
  ** A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking....
• Words of Wisdom... A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
  Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines....
• One day, a teacher was testing the students' intelligence.
  Okay class, I have something behind my back which is rectangular, small and black....
• To which Johnny replied, "Gee teacher, it was only a pencil. BUT--that shows you were thinking!
• One Liners If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
  A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer....
• Taking A Dip The weather was very hot, so this man wanted desperately to take a dip in the nearby lake.
  He didn't bring his swimming suit, but he didn't care - he was all alone....
• Rules that guys wished girls knew ** If you think you're fat, you probably are.
  Don't ask us. ** Learn to work the toilet seat. When the lid is up, put it down....