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• A Few Punny Ones: If the shortest distance between two points is a line, why does waiting in one take so long?
  I took my son to TGIFriday's for his twenty-first birthday....
• California does have its faults.
• When a room shakes, Californians instinctively look up.
• Misfortunes one can endure - they come from outside, they are accidents.
  But to suffer for one's own faults - Ah! there is the sting of life....
• How many Californians does it take to screw a litebulb? -None- they screw on beaches.
• Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  1) Silly, Californians don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in hot tubs....
• Immigration officials already are tightening security in Los Angeles for the Summer Olympics.
  Too late, however, to keep out most Californians....