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• In the old days in Finland, all young men had to go through some rites of passage to show that they were REAL FINNISH MEN.
  The usual set consisted of three tests: 1) Empty a full bottle of vodka without pause, 2) Go out in the forest to kill a bear with bare hands, and 3) rape a woman....
• A long time ago in a galaxy far far away ...
• My other vehicle is a Galaxy Class Starship ...
• The gang was hanging out at the local bar one day when in walked an attractive young lady.
  She goes up to the bar and orders a shot of whiskey....
• Seen on an Armour food can: -------------------------- PORK BRAINS in Milk Gravy Ingredia
  Pork Brains, Milk, Water, Salt, Corn Starch, Sodium Nitrite....
• A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after a large evening ashore.
  As they climbed the gangway the captain threw up all over himself....
• THE SUBJECT WAS CAMELS (Ships of the desert) A traveling salesman had a route that took him half way round a large desert.
  He would stop at each small town on the deserts edge deliver supplies from his last visit and get new orders for the next trip out....