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• Please, cut off my arm.
• A yuppie was driving his BMW on a windy mountain road when an oncoming car took a turn wide and clipped the left side of his car.
  His arm, which had been hanging out the window, was cut off....
• A SCRATCH? Your arm's off!
• Ouch! My ear! Why are you screaming? Turn off capslock, please.
• New product -- Jeff Dahmer Super Ointment: gets rid of athlete's foot, athlete's head, athlete's arm.
  .. Jeff's favorite past-time...finger pointing. What do Cinderella's fairy godmother and Jeff have in common?...
• A man with an exceptionally long penis goes to a surgeon and asks him to cut off a part of it, saying, "Please Doc, you gotta do it.
  Every time I hiccup on the toilet, it siphons all the water out of the bowl....
• I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
• I'd give my left arm to be ambidextrous.