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A SCRATCH? Your Arm's Off!
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A SCRATCH? Your arm's off!
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Please, cut off my arm.
Q: What is COYOTE UGLY? A: When you wake up with your arms around someone sooooooooo ugly, that you chew your arm off, rather than risk waking her up.
Support your right to keep and arm bears!
Support your rights to keep and arm bears.
Tis but a scratch!
A yuppie was driving his BMW on a windy mountain road when an oncoming car took a turn wide and clipped the left side of his car.
His arm, which had been hanging out the window, was cut off....
<--Heather Locklear Scratch & Sniff.
This tagline stinks. (Scratch N Sniff)
