I'd Give My Left Arm To Be Ambidextrous.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
I'd Give My Right Arm To Be Ambidextrous!
While looking for a Real Job (read: technical writing), I've been paying the bills doing medical transcription work.
I came across a book today called "The Empty Laugh Book" by the American Association for Medical Transcription, containing some of the funniest dictated and transcribed quotes from the world of medicine that I've ever encountered....
I left my s on my 486.
48pt) ME? A GREAT LEADER? (12 pt) "ME, START A VANGUARD PARTY TO LEAD THE WORKING CLASS TO REVOLUTION?
YOU MUST BE KIDDING!" JUST IMAGINE BEING A RESPECTED AND BELOVED FATHERLY LEADER UNDER WHOSE WISE GUIDANCE THE REVOLUTIONARY MASSES WILL FORGE AHEAD DAILY WITH THE FIERY ZEAL OF A "SPEED-UP" CAMPAIGN!...
Please, cut off my arm.
Since a lot of people have been passing out questionares, I thought I'd it one of my own.
1) Are you a liar? A) Yes B) No C) None of the above 2) Do you fill out questionnares correctly?...
I left my tart in Aunt Fran's Crisco...