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• It should be noted by people wishing to play practical jokes, that some people take them dead seriously.
  Such people tend to escalate the level of jokes by a couple of magnitudes....
• Lawyers... A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues.
  As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore off the door on the driver's side....
• There was this young boy coming of age and his father wanted to show him the facts of life.
  So he gave him 20 bucks and sent him down to the local brothel to have a good time....
• The Shephard... A shepherd was herding his flocks in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand new Jeep Cherokee advanced out of a dust cloud towards him.
  The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and a YSL tie leaned out of the window and asked our shepherd...
• The Poles have a saying about how communist governments rewrite history
  "Only the future is certain; the past is always changing" A would-be bandit failed because he had written a holdup up note on another bank's withdrawal slip....
• Mid-life Crisis or Triumph? A man in his 40's bought a new BMW and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive.
  The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair, and he decided to open her up....
• Honk for Jesus The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw a HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS bumper sticker.
  I bought it and put it on the back bumper of my car, and I'm really glad I did....
• Stupid People... Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid".
  That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything....
• An Aggie was driving through the streets of Fort Worth when he spotted a frog sitting by the side of the road.
  The frog had long eye lashes and seemed to be batting it's eyes and smiling at him....