A yuppie was driving his BMW on a windy mountain road when an oncoming car
took a turn wide and clipped the left side of his car. His arm, which had
been hanging out the window, was cut off. The yuppie stopped, jumped from
his car and began screaming, "My BMW! My BMW!" A passing trucker stopped
to help and noticed the yuppie's laments. "Hey buddy!" the trucker shouted,
"Can't you see your arm's been torn off?" The yuppie paused, noticed the
trucker was correct and began shouting, ""My Rolex! My Rolex!"
took a turn wide and clipped the left side of his car. His arm, which had
been hanging out the window, was cut off. The yuppie stopped, jumped from
his car and began screaming, "My BMW! My BMW!" A passing trucker stopped
to help and noticed the yuppie's laments. "Hey buddy!" the trucker shouted,
"Can't you see your arm's been torn off?" The yuppie paused, noticed the
trucker was correct and began shouting, ""My Rolex! My Rolex!"
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