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• Parental Authority is wishful thinking.
• Unknown "I'd move heaven and earth to be able to break 100 on this course," sighed Mac.
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• Politically Correct Season's Greeting: Please accept with no obligatio
  implied or implicit our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all ....
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• Strawberries A farmer was driving along a country road with a load of fertilizer.
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• Commandments of Helicopter Flying. 1. He who inspecteth not his aircraft giveth his angels cause to concern him.
  2. Hallowed is thy airflow across thy disc restoring thine Translational Lift....
• A New Years Wish? Please accept with no obligation implied
  my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, nonaddictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion or secular traditions of all....