Strawberries
A farmer was driving along a country road with a load of fertilizer. A
little boy, playing in front of his house, saw him and called, "What've you
got in your truck?"
"Fertilizer," the farmer replied.
"What are you going to do with it?" asked the little boy.
"Put it on strawberries," answered the farmer.
"You ought to live here," the little boy advised him. "We put sugar and
cream on ours."
A farmer was driving along a country road with a load of fertilizer. A
little boy, playing in front of his house, saw him and called, "What've you
got in your truck?"
"Fertilizer," the farmer replied.
"What are you going to do with it?" asked the little boy.
"Put it on strawberries," answered the farmer.
"You ought to live here," the little boy advised him. "We put sugar and
cream on ours."
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