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• How do you know when an Iraqi boy becomes a man? - When he removes the diaper from his ass and wraps it around his head.
• Running Bear finally woke up one morning to discover that he was a man.
  As such, he deduced, he would require a woman. So he trekked on over to the Medicine Man's teepee to requisition a woman....
• A tribe of Native Americans generally referred to their woman by the animal hide with which they made their blanket.
  Thus, one woman might be known as Squaw of Buffalo Hide, while another might be known as Squaw of Deer Hide....
• A tribe of Native Americans generally referred to their woman by the animal hide with which they made their blanket.
  Thus, one woman might be known as Squaw of Buffalo Hide, while another might be known as Squaw of Deer Hide....
• Mother Superior: "Sister Maria, if you walk through town at night, and you're accosted by a man with bad intentions, what would you do?
  Sister Maria: "I would lift my habit, mother Superior....