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• A rancher owned 900 cows and three bulls. The biggest bull had 500 cows, the middle bull 300 and the smallest had 100.
  One day they overheard the rancher talking about getting a new bull....
• A farmer walks into an attorney's office to file for a divorce.
  .. Attorney: "May I help you??" Farmer: "Yeah, I want to get one of those dayvorces....
• The new priest was so nervous at his first Christmas Mass that he could hardly speak.
  Before his second appearance in thee pulpit he asked the Monsignor how he could relax....
• The Engineer... An engineer dies and goes to heaven.
  St. Peter meets him at the gate and says, "What! An Engineer!...
• Let's you and him fight.
• A farmer and his wife were lying in bed one evening
  he was knitting, he was reading the latest issue of Animal Husbandry....
• A little girl went to the Judge and asked to be taken away from her parents .
  .. Judge: "Little girl, don't you want to live with your Mommy?...
• The 3 bears The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court.
  Momma and Poppa bear were splitting up, and baby bear had to decide who he was going to live with....
• An American General, a Russian General and a British General are standing on the deck of a ship watching war exercises (OK, OK, so this is an *old* one.
  .). The topic of discussion turns to human courage, and the Russian General boasts, "Russians are the most courageous people on Earth!...