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• MY DOG "Sex") Usually, everyone who has a dog either calls it 'Rover' or 'Fifi' or some- thing.
  I called mine 'Sex.' Well, 'Sex' is a very embarrassing name....
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  At the conclusion of the lecture he announced a question and answer period....
• RODNEY DANGERFIELD'S BEST ONE-LINERS A girl phoned me the other day and said .
  ... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over....
• SysOps Do It All Night... I wish it was sex...
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  "What the hell has happened to you?" the lady asked....
• THE LAST THINGS ANY WOMAN WOULD EVER SAY 1. Could our relationship be more physical?
  I'm tired of just being friends. 2. Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that way....
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• A mathematician and his best friend, an engineer, attend a public lecture on geometry in thirteen-dimensional space.
  "How did you like it?" the mathematician wants to know after the talk....